Sunday, February 21, 2010

January 6, 2010 - Our Security Adventure

*****Yes, I am aware that I have been back from Holland for well over a month now but I forgot about this entry.  The story must be told though....so here it is.*****


My alarm went off at 5am and I snoozed it, just like any other day.  Ed told me not to rush because the plane was already running late.  That was a bad idea because I just stayed in bed for a little while longer.  I am still feeling like crap, so a few minutes of extra sleep was nice!
We got ready and packed the rest of our stuff.  I was getting nervous because we were really cutting it close with our luggage.  I am sure something is going to be over the weight limit.  Oh well, we just have to wait and see. 

We checked out of the Tulip Inn and headed to the airport.  We did the normal routine of returning the rental car and heading to check in.  Again, I was nervous about this whole process because of the lovely “underwear bomber” as I like to call him.  Little did we know what we were in for!

We got to the ticket counter and began the check in process.  The lady was very nice and I wanted to make sure not to get upset at any time because that sure won’t help this whole situation.  At first, I thought she was telling us that we had way too much luggage but after talking to her about when we booked our flight and the rules now, we were okay.  Now, it’s time to weigh the luggage.  Oh spirits of luggage weight please be with us!  So, she weighed our luggage and it was all okay except for one….which didn’t even have souvenirs in it…it was all dirty clothes!  This particular suitcase ended up being almost twice the weight limit.  At this point, we just decided to pay the $50 and get on our way.  We finished with the ticket agent and headed to the kiosk to pay the penalty for having too much crap.  Ed went to pay and there was no option on the kiosk to pay so we jst went on our merry way. 

So, we headed to the dreaded security line.  We waited for about an hour and a half before it was our turn.  I have four words for you:  Full body pat downs.  This is what happens when you are leaving from the same place a guy did with explosives in his pants.  Have I mentioned how much I dislike this guy?  Anyway, after getting searched up, down, and sideways, we got through the pat down process.  Now, it was time to watch the TSA guy go through our luggage piece by piece.  I was worried when we checked in because our carry on luggage had food in it because we figured that they were going to make us check it in.  British Airways pretty much took all of Marsha’s luggage, so we were planning for the worst.  So, when they let us keep our backpacks with laptops and our “trolleys” (rolling carry on suitcases), I was scared that we would lose some of the precious cheese that was causing our luggage issues.  So, I watched the guy go through my luggage and he looked at the cheese and, for a minute, I thought he was going to confiscate it.  He started talking about how good the cheese was and each piece of cheese he pulled out, he talked about.  Finally, I was done and I looked over and the TSA guy going through Ed’s luggage had my little medicine cabinet and was going through it.  He pulled out the Rubbermaid ice packs that I had in there in case I needed to ice my feet.  I totally forgot about them and never used them anyway.  When they are thawed, they are gel….which is not allowed.  The scary thing is that the TSA guys had no idea what this was and were reading the package and talking to each other in Dutch and in my head I was screaming, “I am not an ice pack terrorist!!  I just have foot issues!”  I must have said, “You can toss that,” a hundred different ways before they finally said, “We are going to have to take this.”  PLEASE DO!  This is what I wanted to yell.  Finally, we were through security.  My only complaint is that there was nowhere to buy water at this point and I was still hacking a lung.  We finally got on the plane and I am really not looking forward to this leg of the trip.  We got settled and I got the aisle this time because of my illness…we didn’t want to totally freak someone out by making them sit next to me.  The flight went fine.  Since I was coughing so much, I didn’t sleep at all.  I went through most of a bag of economy cough drops and before I knew it, 10 hours had passed.

We arrived at the airport in Houston where we were to catch our connecting flight to Phoenix.  This was where it got interesting.  We got off the plane and went through Customs with no problem.  It was probably about 20 – 30 minutes or so.  We headed towards the gates and passed through baggage claim.  We weren’t sure if we were supposed to get our luggage or not since this was the first time we took this airline.  We were looking around and saw the cutest drug sniffing dog ever!  It was a little Beagle and I wanted to take a picture so bad but was afraid to get in trouble, so I didn’t.  We started to walk through to the rest of the gates and overheard an employee asking someone else why they didn’t have their luggage.  She kind of followed them so we hurried up and went back over the line to get back to the baggage claim since we realized we were supposed to get our luggage.  We retrieved all our crap and headed through the next set of gates.  There was another checkpoint and they had us go into another room and put all our luggage through an X-ray machine.  We did this and then headed down the hall to put our luggage that we had checked in on a belt to go back on the plane.  Then, we had to go through security AGAIN!  Off come the shoes, the jacket, out comes the laptop, liquids…..what on earth could I have done with all this stuff in the time I got off the plane?  Of course, I didn’t say a word for fear of upsetting someone and went through the whole process again.  I am exhausted by this point and realize that I am drenched.  I think that I may have had a fever on the plane and then it broke right before we had our airport workout.  Finally, we got to the gate with only a few minutes to spare.  The lesson learned on this trip was to allow more time through security and plan a longer layover.  At least  I was able to buy my coveted bottle of water to take on the plane and Ed could charge his cell phone. 

I think I had forgotten that Ed told me before we left that our flight home was on a smaller plane.  I looked out the window and saw what I like to call a “choo choo plane.”  The first thing that came to mind was a vision of the pilots running down the runway with their feet through the bottom of the plane like the Flinstones used to run in their car.  Really?  Hacking a lung on this plan may cause turbulence!  On the left side of the plane was a row of one seat and then on the right side, there were two seats. 



Ed and I sat down and then a lady sat down in the seat across the aisle from me.  Yes, Ed took the window seat.  Anyway, this lady sat down and I looked over and she had a mask on.  Seriously?  She is in the wrong seat.  I tried not to cough but my first bought came on and seconds later, she hit the flight attendant call button and within minutes, she was moved.  Sorry mask lady, I couldn’t help it.  I caught a foreign bug.  This was the last that I remember of this flight because after that airport workout, I slept the entire 2 hour flight.  I felt like I had seen both Joan and Jenny in the same day (personal trainer and massage therapist). 

Finally, we were home!  I was never so happy to see Sky Harbor ever!!  Since we flew into Terminal 2, we had no trouble getting our luggage.  No, Terminal 2 is not a runway……just a really small terminal.  Love it!  We ended up having to wait about 30 mintues for our ride because, get this, we were EARLY!  About half an hour early!  They really know how to build extra time into flight schedules!!  Continental was pretty prepared for this increase in security…..we have a new love for this airline!  We left Amsterdam about an hour and a half late and we arrived in Phoenix a half an hour early. 

What a day!!  I am making notes for the blog now and I can’t wait to get home to my own bed, my dog, cough medicine and hours of sleep!  No work until Monday and a massage tomorrow. 

I had a blast on this trip but home is always a great place to be.  Just like last time, I will be catching up on the blog after my trip has ended.

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